Hello UNGL friends.

I would like form the UNGL Police, unlike the admins we will deal severe punishments to the following naughty UNGLers:
- Cheaters
- Ragers
- Flamers
- Mongs
- DazzyJ

For these 'type' of people we will need the upmost force so please be able to bench at least 250kg if not higher, we arent talking one rep max, we are talking consistent reps.

Punishments go as follows:

- Cheaters
Trace their IP and find out where they live and set their house on fire.

- Ragers
Push them around a bit at LAN and maybe pour salad cream down their back.

- Flamers
Equip baseball bats at LAN and give them a good old fashioned seeing to.

- Mongs
Find out where they live using the IP tracing and google maps, the team of UNGL police will egg his/her (lets face it, its a him.) house.

- DazzyJ
Could be anything from a peck on the lips to trouser kisses.

If you would like to join the UNGL Police, please don't hesitate to post!

Please apply within, use the following template:

Name:
Age:
Preferred Weapon:
Location:
Anything else:

Good luck to anyone who applies. I will contact you via PM if you are successful.
Thanks.

are you drunk?

Rob's in.

Name: fniasbfzsgbsidg
Age: 1928502
Preferred Weapon: robs mum
Location: mars
Anything else: IM A BAMF

Name: Don Julius Sapsford
Age: 47
Preferred Weapon: THE FUKIN GAT BIATCH
Location: Compton
Anything else: yo, rhy's mum eats too many rocky bars

I like the idea.

Name: Kyanite
Age: 16
Preferred Weapon: AK-47
Location: At Ewood Park with
 eLm
tomorrow!
Anything else: I'm a hairy arab.

wardyyy, welcome to the force young one!

 rooba
welcome to the force!
http://ungl.org/Team/2909
Apply here.

 KYANITE
welcome to the force!
http://ungl.org/Team/2909
Apply here.

 MentaLLL
use my code name, fsfs!

 rooba
Sorry fniasbfzsgbsidg

I like it kya!

 MentaLLL
:D

 DazzyJ
We are doing this for the good of UNGL

 DazzyJ
But as police officers we are assisting you with your job. We're doing something helpful for once, and your still ungreatful? :(

I'll assist you out the door! BOOM

*this thread is now about lolcats*

see i just hijacked your thread im a villain.

and they call me mad.

This is stupid. If people act like this, then the freedom we have being able to change our names on ungl whnever we feel may be revoked.

If you do something out of line, I may start a riot.

 default!
i'm feeling a bit risky, may have to turn over a wheelie bin in disgust

gna start a riot and steal some haribo's

 Unifly
Woah woah woah, watch yourself!

nab a yorkie from the local

Might have to eat a few penny sweets before paying.Nah, I know that's way out of line.

 default!
woah

 DazzyJ
I tried. But dropped a quid out of my pocket, so I effectively paid for it.

Name: zGrav
Age: 17
Preferred Weapon: Anything that kills is decent.
Location: Somewhere
Anything else: I'm bored atm.

 z
welcome to the force!
http://ungl.org/Team/2909
Apply!

Anyone interested in a Police vs Villians 10v10 CSS match?

I can provide a server for this and mumble space if needed.

get recruiting and have a good old friendly game.

UNGL config
MR15
10v10
Villians start T
Police start CT
Any map, probably D2 though

what do you think?

I'm a villain!!

I'll be happy to referee the match, so get 10 players for both "teams"

VILLALALn

 QCK
http://ungl.org/Team/2909!

Name: Jmzy
Age: 14
Preferred Weapon: As
 z
said
Location: Somewhere in the mountains, too cool to have a house though.
Anything else:
 MentaLLL
is a god.

 Ganon
[i] All by myself... [/i]

Applied.

Count me in ! steam - chaddy555

hey duses :p

Name: Gerson Lima
Age: 17 very soon
Preferred Weapon: AWP / AK-47
Location: Porto, Portugal with
 kappa [R]

Anything else: I LOVE SOCIALIZE :D

 Dollon
i like the idea of the match :p

 gew
welcome!
http://ungl.org/Team/2909

  UPF

Vs   UNGLBADDIE

Can we make a date for this and a time?

And will teams be wanting mumble space?

I can play that game last week

I've got a 40 slot mumble, so can get everyone in, chat and get a map chosen and such

Pick a date and a time

lol, imagine organising 20 people to play a whole cup

maybe make it an occasional thing, play a different map each time.

This best be jail break >.<

I want to make dazzyj do jumping jacks and make him sweat :D

ka_soccer!!!!!!

 Ganon
only need a date now, and a time

Wednesday when there are no cup matches on?

Get both teams to see this,

Wed 17th aug at 20.00 UK time

 Dollon
just tell me when, server voice mumble/ts and server c onnect and i go :D

 MentaLLL
apllied :p

20.00? really? most teams play at that time, it's like prime time for gaming..
I suggest either before like 17:00 or after 22:30

 Dollon
I got eas on that exact same date :0
maybe 21:00 or 19:00 :0?

Agree with
 Gabe Newell
best bet to have it after 10:30pm with team games usually at 8 9 10

guys, just a question

who are the 5vd5 will play? xD

Wait, this is serious business, why are you guys organising stupid computer game matches!?

This is just going create 1000 threads/ second of "O no, call the cyberpolice"

 IceMonkey
You don't come here often, do you?

Lads, lets get this game sorted!

Can only max out my server slots to 16 now though, so 8v8, or I can get us a 22 slot set up for some time after this week.