A man walked into a butcher shop and said
"Nice to MEAT you!"

I attend birthday parties, weddings, you name it and im there
Pm me for costings.

what did the tank say to the healer in a raid

tank you

Wow jokes...

What do you call 100 Paladins in a pond?

Bubble Bath.

You guys dont get the idea!

A woodchopper once AXED a question to his friend who replied
"WOOD you ask me later?"

2 in 1.

 captmajor
That would be a pun, not an "Ultimate Joke"

Pun = a play on words
Joke = humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

So, its not that they didn't get the idea, It's that you didn't explain what the idea was

As you were

 Old

Unifly was on the beach and opened his laptop to see "old's post" and replied
" i SEA now. "

Whilst in a brain surgery a man said " MIND the eyes"

I went to the supermarket to pick up some mushrooms and realised i didnt have MUSH ROOM

 Old
so i heard you where in a team called EL PASO

Lol'd, Dazzy, he's just ignoring you ;D

(ignoring dazzy)

Ultimate jokes 2k11

I have an ultimate joke, This thread.

 eLm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA THAT JOKE, MAKES ME MAKING MORE JOKES

you guys ruined it.. :(
had an operation the other day, didnt have insurance so it cost and arm and a leg

 rooba
Ahhhhhhhh i see what you did there!

!!!

Ultimate joke,

Me : I came down stairs, DAD ARE U DOWNLOADING I GOT LAGG,

Dad : yes i am, and i got 2 laggs!

HAHAHAHA

 panz0r
/facepalm

 panz0r
HAHAHAHAHAHAA

Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.

 panz0r
*Cringe*

What does a duck say when he cums

kweek

What is the epitome of patience

Painting a fish on the wall, and wait untill it swims away