S'appenin?
I'm gon' get straight on down witch'y'all an drill out why I be postin on y'all's wall in dis ghetto pirate, (y'arrr), manner. I be lookin' 4, (four), a group of peeps dat ain't y'all regular poopscooptroopers ya dig? I'm talkin fly homeboys wit mad skillz ta match. No skill fakers or ability liars which lie bout dem'bilities.
Genuinely can't type anymore like that, I might take my own life with what I have available to me at this moment. Which is half a can of diet coke and a speeding ticket...I'd probably still find a way. ANYWAY - ONTO THE COOL STUFF.
I'm essentially looking for a cs:go team for after lan. I'll include all my relevant info about myself from my last recruitment post at the bottom of this one but I really can't be bothered to re'write it all. Plus to be honest I haven't seen a more honest or accurate recruitment post that gives prospective teams such an insight into what a lovely and slightly homogenous/sexual character I be...G'arrrrr.
All the usual stuff, add on steam if you think you would be my fellow broseph. Or just add me on steam tbh, I'm pretty lonely. =/
Greetings all.
After my previous highly grammatical and academic posting pleading with all fellow popper counter forcey clickers to team me...I was unsuccessful :(
ALAS! But I shall continue this quest! So please find below a list of traits which currently I am in possession of which prospective teams may find appealing:
- I am currently (fe)male.
- I am currently in possession of a monitor, so I will see my enemies before they see me.
- As stated in previous recruitment post, I now own a fairly well used mouse bungee, so my mouse movements will be EVEN smoother than Barry White
- My weak bladder syndrome in clutch situations has thankfully lessened as of late. This has now reduced only to minor sweating and incoherent babbling down the mic.
- Also my irrational fear/hatred of bombsite B on train has also lessened. Only to be replaced with an incomprehensibly large petrification of dual elite rushes on any map.
- I also own my own copy of Valve's "Counter Strike: Global Offensive Source".
I hope that this is enough to make any teams looking to recruit interested in me and my abilities.
*** GENERIC BORING INFO ALERT ***
I'm 20
Can do Sun/Mon/Tues and Thurs but not Weds
All rounder
Calm player
Don't rage
Can call
Have an account on Cam4...
Add on steam: projectdaemon
Cheers all x
EDIT*** - Forgot to add, will call for food.
