Right. Hello. Hi. Wassup.
I am Projekt hear me rawr. Wanting to get back playing some nifty mega facey popper shooter stuff. So here's me thing with which y'all are gonna judge my ability as a player on my linguistic capabilities as opposed to my mousey movey facey clicky ability.
Pro's:
I am currently in possession of a monitor. So I will be able to see the enemy before they can see me.
I recently purchased a mouse bungee so my mouse movement will now be so smooth you'll think I'm Barry White.
I have an innate ability to bring out the homosexual in any situation.
I will do dirty things to whoever offers me a Dairy Milk Caramel bar.
Con's:
Irrational fear of B bombsite on de_train
Tendency to urinate passionately under pressure or clutch situations
Will dance on tables singing Barbie girl at lan if our pre-designated lan finish position is achieved.
So yeh. PICK ME!!!!!!!!
Mature version:
I've got a lot more free time now and seeing as my current/past team have a lan lineup already I'm now wanting to join a team. I'm experienced, calm and I'd like to think someone who's easy to get along with, (unless your a ****).
I'm not going to bother labelling myself with a skill because...Quite a few of you know of my hatred of random 39mill Albanian teams searching for +1 claiming they are "Skill: High" when...They're just not.
Having said that, I'm not a complete nugget, so you'll just have to see for yourself won't you :)
Add on steam: projectdaemon
Cheers ladettes and ladies
