Universal Gaming League

 Projekt
Mr. Pessimistic
almost 12 years ago

Greetings all.

After my previous highly grammatical and academic posting pleading with all fellow popper counter forcey clickers to team me...I was unsuccessful :(

ALAS! But I shall continue this quest! So please find below a list of traits which currently I am in possession of which prospective teams may find appealing:

- I am currently (fe)male.

- I am currently in possession of a monitor, so I will see my enemies before they see me.

- As stated in previous recruitment post, I now own a fairly well used mouse bungee, so my mouse movements will be EVEN smoother than Barry White

- My weak bladder syndrome in clutch situations has thankfully lessened as of late. This has now reduced only to minor sweating and incoherent babbling down the mic.

- Also my irrational fear/hatred of bombsite B on train has also lessened. Only to be replaced with an incomprehensibly large petrification of dual elite rushes on any map.

- I also own my own copy of Valve's "Counter Strike: Source".

I hope that this is enough to make any teams looking to recruit interested in me and my abilities.

*** GENERIC BORING INFO ALERT ***

I'm 20
Can do Sun/Mon/Tues and Thurs but not Weds
All rounder
Calm player
Don't rage
Can call
Have an account on Cam4...

Add on steam: projectdaemon

Cheers all x

almost 12 years ago

"I am currently male." - I laughed :]

GL Projekt! :)

almost 12 years ago

One of the best "LF team" posts I've seen ^^
Good luck mate :P

 Phantom
CS Admin
almost 12 years ago

Loving the post, good luck.

almost 12 years ago

gl

almost 12 years ago

Excuse me Projekt, but you are actually female, can you please ammend your post to reflect this fact.

 IV
Slugger
almost 12 years ago


 Projekt
lovely guy, is great noob!!!

GL buddy.

almost 12 years ago

gl

almost 12 years ago

Projekt you legend, where do you come up with all this ****???!

 onside
aka "Donkey"
almost 12 years ago

- I am currently (fe)male.

sad

 Projekt
Mr. Pessimistic
almost 12 years ago

Admin abuse :( Editing my post. Thanks for le kind words of kindness all

 Projekt
Mr. Pessimistic
almost 12 years ago


 fmMMMMmmMMMm
Glue. I sniff lots and lots of glue. Prit Sticks though, gotta keep that sh1t mainstream ya hear?

almost 12 years ago

omg
 Projekt
this is more funny then Comedy Central =))))

 Projekt
Mr. Pessimistic
almost 12 years ago


 hax0rzen
:D I figured there's so many boring generic recruitment posts I may as well shake things up a bit.

 Projekt
Mr. Pessimistic
almost 12 years ago

Le Bump

almost 12 years ago

My brother!! :P

I can help, add http://steamcommunity.com/id/iamtucks/

 Projekt
Mr. Pessimistic
almost 12 years ago


 TuCkS
I've added you! LE BUMP BUMP!!!

 panz0r
I <3 mouz & FGW
almost 12 years ago

gl MR. Sparkle

almost 12 years ago

Good LE Luck

almost 12 years ago

play with us tomorrow and see how things go x

almost 12 years ago

:) Good lad

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