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Bill Cosby

Lineup:

• Asteric "The surest way not to fail is to determine to succeed"

• Asteric "If my mind can conceive it and my heart can believe it, I know I can achieve it"

• Asteric "The only real failure in life is the failure to try"

• Asteric "Obstacles are things a person sees when he takes his eyes off his goal"

• Asteric "Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough"

• Some other noobs "This Asteric guy is a ****ing hero."

Training Schedule :

Monday : Arm day, 3 supersets, 2 minutes rest
Tuesday : Shoulders, Pound those ****ing military presses
Wednesday : We do cardio for the bitches!
Thursday : Chest, push ups @ 100x gravity
Friday : Intense Masturbation
Weekends : ****ING DRUUOUNK

We challenge all noobs to a UNGL battle. If a draw is concluded then we duel with checkers!

All levels above that of ascended super saiyan are banned unless the battle arena has been selected to be other world, with at least the Earth dragon and a map to every dragon ball is provided to ensure all combatants can be revived from intense groaning over multiple episodes.

The No.1 Secret to big biceps below for ***FREE***

Eat a ****LOAD of tuna.

Team picture ( May 2013 )
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