Universal Gaming League

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Mr. Pessimistic
almost 13 years ago

S'appenin?

I'm gon' get straight on down witch'y'all an drill out why I be postin on y'all's wall in dis ghetto pirate, (y'arrr), manner. I be lookin' 4, (four), a group of peeps dat ain't y'all regular poopscooptroopers ya dig? I'm talkin fly homeboys wit mad skillz ta match. No skill fakers or ability liars which lie bout dem'bilities.

Genuinely can't type anymore like that, I might take my own life with what I have available to me at this moment. Which is half a can of diet coke and a speeding ticket...I'd probably still find a way. ANYWAY - ONTO THE COOL STUFF.

I'm essentially looking for a cs:go team for after lan. I'll include all my relevant info about myself from my last recruitment post at the bottom of this one but I really can't be bothered to re'write it all. Plus to be honest I haven't seen a more honest or accurate recruitment post that gives prospective teams such an insight into what a lovely and slightly homogenous/sexual character I be...G'arrrrr.

All the usual stuff, add on steam if you think you would be my fellow broseph. Or just add me on steam tbh, I'm pretty lonely. =/

Greetings all.

After my previous highly grammatical and academic posting pleading with all fellow popper counter forcey clickers to team me...I was unsuccessful :(

ALAS! But I shall continue this quest! So please find below a list of traits which currently I am in possession of which prospective teams may find appealing:

- I am currently (fe)male.

- I am currently in possession of a monitor, so I will see my enemies before they see me.

- As stated in previous recruitment post, I now own a fairly well used mouse bungee, so my mouse movements will be EVEN smoother than Barry White

- My weak bladder syndrome in clutch situations has thankfully lessened as of late. This has now reduced only to minor sweating and incoherent babbling down the mic.

- Also my irrational fear/hatred of bombsite B on train has also lessened. Only to be replaced with an incomprehensibly large petrification of dual elite rushes on any map.

- I also own my own copy of Valve's "Counter Strike: Source".

I hope that this is enough to make any teams looking to recruit interested in me and my abilities.

*** GENERIC BORING INFO ALERT ***

I'm 20
Can do Sun/Mon/Tues and Thurs but not Weds
All rounder
Calm player
Don't rage
Can call
Have an account on Cam4...

Add on steam: projectdaemon

Cheers all x

EDIT*** - Forgot to add, will call for food.

almost 13 years ago

haha :DDD gl!!

EDIT: UNGL best recruitment thread

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Mr. Pessimistic
almost 13 years ago


 carlos
:) Thanks man <3

 Phantom
CS Admin
almost 13 years ago

Given the effort that was put into this post, I suppose I'll have to put some effort into my own.

I wish you the bestest of luck at finding fellow counter-forces players to pop heads and frolic with the chickens.

almost 13 years ago
almost 13 years ago

sound guy best of luck mate :)

almost 13 years ago



 Phantom
why not just gl? jeeze... GERMANYYYYY

almost 13 years ago

gl

almost 13 years ago

Best recruitment post ever.

almost 13 years ago

Gl sound guy and good player

almost 13 years ago

gl

 Ander
CS:GO Admin
over 12 years ago

gl sir

 Chaddy
Community Administrator
over 12 years ago


 QCK
Pint of milk please

over 12 years ago

gl

 Projekt
Mr. Pessimistic
over 12 years ago

*Insert gay comment about lack of interest/general badness of me @ cs has resulted in next to no adds and abuse about the size of my "manhood" as an alternative*

Bump :(

over 12 years ago

Some one team this fubber mucker!

 Projekt
Mr. Pessimistic
over 12 years ago


 carlos
Please love me :|

over 12 years ago

no1 team him, actually scratch that last part, someone team him to take him away from us thanks again

 Projekt
Mr. Pessimistic
over 12 years ago


 Shadd_^
Cheers Shadd. You're really kind.

over 12 years ago

you're a weird one you are..

over 12 years ago

o.O

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Mr. Pessimistic
over 12 years ago
over 12 years ago
over 12 years ago

<(^O^)>

over 12 years ago

mixed with him again the other night

How many times have I got to drop the hint!! Come and join us :P

 Projekt
Mr. Pessimistic
over 12 years ago

So now css is officially deadkilled I'm TOTES AMAZE BUMPING THIS

over 12 years ago

This man is sexy at LAN xxxx

 Projekt
Mr. Pessimistic
over 12 years ago


 fmMMMMmmMMMm
did i meet you mate???

over 12 years ago

gl bro

over 12 years ago

Decent player made me feel like a noob at csgo at i46 :D deserves a good team gl dude.

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Mr. Pessimistic
over 12 years ago


 Anto
Cheers dude :)

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